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"Christmas Calories Don’t Count" Funny Retro T-Shirt & Sweatshirt – Holiday Coffee Lovers ApparelDescription: Enjoy the holidays guilt free with our hilarious "Christmas Calories Dont Count" T Shirt and Sweatshirt! Featuring a retro inspired coffee cup design and a fun, cheeky slogan, this apparel is perfect for holiday parties, family gatherings, or simply sipping your favorite seasonal latte. Celebrate the festive season in style and comfort with this playful design! T Shirt Details: Material: 5. 3 oz, 100% cotton (Ash: 99 1 cotton poly; Sport
Description:
Enjoy the holidays guilt-free with our hilarious "Christmas Calories Don’t Count" T-Shirt and Sweatshirt! Featuring a retro-inspired coffee cup design and a fun, cheeky slogan, this apparel is perfect for holiday parties, family gatherings, or simply sipping your favorite seasonal latte. Celebrate the festive season in style and comfort with this playful design!
T-Shirt Details:
- Material: 5.3 oz, 100% cotton (Ash: 99/1 cotton/poly; Sport Grey: 90/10 cotton/poly; Dark Heather: 50/50 cotton/poly).
- Comfortable Fit: Heavyweight unisex tee with taped neck and shoulders and a tearaway label for easy wear.
- Sustainably Made: Crafted with sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton.
- High-Quality Print: DIGISOFT® printing technology ensures vibrant and long-lasting colors.
Sweatshirt Details:
- Material: 8 oz, 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend for extra comfort and durability.
- Soft Feel: Air jet yarn provides a smooth texture and resists pilling.
- Enhanced Fit: 1x1 athletic rib cuffs and waistband with spandex for added flexibility.
- Durable Print: DIGISOFT® printing ensures bold, detailed designs.
Care Instructions:
- T-Shirt: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low.
- Sweatshirt: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low for long-lasting comfort.
Size Guide:
T-Shirt Size Chart:
| Size | Chest Width (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| XXL | 26 | 32 |
Sweatshirt Size Chart:
| Size | Chest Width (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20 | 26 |
| M | 22 | 27 |
| L | 24 | 28 |
| XL | 26 | 29 |
| XXL | 28 | 30 |
Why You’ll Love This Design:
This witty design adds a touch of humor to the holiday season. The retro coffee cup and festive font make it perfect for coffee lovers, foodies, and anyone who embraces holiday indulgence!
Perfect Gift for Coffee & Food Lovers:
Searching for a fun and unique Christmas gift? The "Christmas Calories Don’t Count" T-Shirt or Sweatshirt is ideal for friends, family, and coworkers who enjoy a good laugh and festive vibes.
Order Yours Today!
Don’t miss out—add this fun and festive design to your wardrobe or gift list. It’s perfect for spreading holiday cheer and looking great while doing it!
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- We offer a 30-day return/exchange service after receiving.
- Final sale items are not eligible for returns or exchanges.
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★★★★★ 5
Comfortable
Size: Large, Color: (001) Black / Black / White
I recently picked up a pair of Under Armour socks, and they’ve quickly become my go-to choice for daily wear and workouts. From the first wear, the fit felt snug and supportive without being too tight. The fabric is lightweight yet durable, and it does a great job wicking sweat — keeping my feet dry even during longer runs or intense gym sessions.
One of the things I appreciate most is the arch support and cushioning in the right places. It adds just enough padding where I need it, especially under the ball and heel of the foot, which makes a noticeable difference on days when I’m on my feet a lot. The socks also have a nice breathable mesh pattern that improves airflow.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 4, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Absolutely Essential for Any Athlete or Gym-Goer!
Size: Large, Color: (035) Steel / White / Black
I recently purchased the Under Armour Unisex-Adult Training Cotton No Show Socks 6 Pack, and I must say, they've become an indispensable part of my workout gear. Here's why these socks are a game-changer:
Comfort Above All: These socks are incredibly comfortable. Made from a blend of cotton and synthetic fibers, they provide just the right amount of cushioning without feeling bulky. Whether I'm running, lifting weights, or doing yoga, my feet feel supported yet free.
No Show, All Go: True to their name, these socks stay perfectly in place without slipping down into my shoes. This is crucial for maintaining a professional look at the gym or during sports activities. No more embarrassing sock peeks or having to constantly adjust them.
Durability: For the price, these socks hold up remarkably well. I've washed them multiple times, and they haven't lost their shape or elasticity. They've survived the rigors of both my workouts and laundry day.
Breathability: The material mix allows for excellent breathability. My feet stay dry and cool, reducing the chances of blisters or discomfort during long sessions.
Pack Value: Getting six pairs in one go is fantastic. It means I always have a fresh pair ready, which is perfect for someone like me who works out frequently.
Fit for All: These socks fit true to size and are designed to be unisex, making them a versatile choice for anyone looking to upgrade their sock game.
If you're in the market for socks that combine comfort, performance, and style, look no further. Under Armour has nailed it with these no-show socks. They've quickly become a staple in my wardrobe, and I find myself reaching for them over any other sock I own. Highly recommended for anyone serious about their fitness routine or just wanting reliable, high-quality socks.
5 out of 5 stars - These socks are a must-have!
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Reviewed in the United States on August 25, 2024
★★★★★ 5
My Husband’s Favorite Socks
Size: Large, Color: (035) Steel / White / Black
The Under Armour Unisex Training Cotton No Show Socks have become my husband’s absolute favorite socks—and he’s pretty picky about socks.
Comfortable Fit:
They’re soft, comfortable, and fit well without being too tight. They stay in place all day with no slipping or bunching.
Great for Everyday Wear:
Perfect for workouts, walking, and everyday use. They provide just the right amount of cushioning without feeling bulky.
Durable & Long-Lasting:
These hold up really well through regular wear and washing. They keep their shape and don’t wear thin quickly.
Reliable Under Armour Quality:
You can tell they’re well made. Consistent quality that matches what you expect from Under Armour.
Overall Impression:
When someone has a favorite sock and keeps reaching for it, that says everything. These are comfortable, durable, and dependable.
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Reviewed in the United States on December 30, 2025
★★★★★ 5
Quality Under Armour socks
Size: Large, Color: (100) White / White / Black
Nice medium thick sock that is breathable but cushioned. It stays put in the show and doesn’t fall down. Fit is true to size, no show/minimal show
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Reviewed in the United States on May 2, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Perfect Pairs
Size: Large, Color: (100) White / White / Black
Very comfortable, soft & affordable..
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Reviewed in the United States on May 19, 2026
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