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Corporal Religion No. 1Over thirty years since Corporal Religion Against the Pinko Commie Menace and the world thought that it was safe. It was wrong! His religion is Hard Capitalism His dream is total anarchy And his motto is:"American Might Is Always Right" No, this is not the Trumpster. This is. well, it's complicated.
Over thirty years since Corporal Religion Against the Pinko Commie Menace and the world thought that it was safe. It was wrong!
His religion is Hard Capitalism
His dream is total anarchy
And his motto is:"American Might Is Always Right"
No, this is not the Trumpster. This is....well, it's...complicated.
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★★★★★ 5
Great lotion for very dry skin
Style: Updated Formula
I had a laser done on my face and the products they gave me weren't working. This came highly recommended so I gave it a try. I'm very glad I did! It moisturized my face really well without appearing greasy.
I used the rest when my face got dry from winter (in th midwest).
Felt very rich and smooth. Medium thickness.
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Reviewed in the United States on December 19, 2025
★★★★★ 5
Helps repair skin barrier
Style: Updated Formula
This stuff is amazing! It has drastically helped repair my skin barrier. I had a flare up of dermatitis right before an important event and this helped clear it!
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Reviewed in the United States on May 21, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Great Product
Style: Updated Formula
I will purchase this again. very gentle on the skin and moisturizes.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 14, 2026
★★★★★ 4
Like it but expensive
Style: Updated Formula
I like it. It does what it says. I just don’t like the price.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 16, 2026
★★★★★ 5
returned- for now
Style: Updated Formula
I was using the lotion version of this for about a year, then went to the balm for more hydration. However, it seems to be breaking me out. I think because it's spring, im not needing as much occlusion as i did during winter. I'm gonna go back to the lotion formula, then pick this up again next winter.
It is a little hard to spread, but I spray the avene mineral water on, let it dry slightly, and press the balm into my skin when its still wet. That helps thin the balm just enough to rub in. Otherwise, it can actually feel kind of rough!
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Reviewed in the United States on April 2, 2026