Color Me F*cking Calm: Swear Words to Color and Display
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Color Me F*cking Calm: Swear Words to Color and Display

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Color Me F*cking Calm: Swear Words to Color and DisplayIt's about time you f*cking relaxed The time honored stress release of swearing meets the tranquility of coloring with Color Me F*cking Calm. This assortment of playful illustrations and foulmouthed swears and sayings make for a hilarious, calming activity for those times when you just don't give a f*ck. Color away the chaos when everything feels like a "Total F*cking Sh*tshow" and get lost in designs made for "Badass Motherf*ckers." Give this as the

It's about time you f*cking relaxed
The time-honored stress release of swearing meets the tranquility of coloring with Color Me F*cking Calm. This assortment of playful illustrations and foulmouthed swears and sayings make for a hilarious, calming activity for those times when you just don't give a f*ck. Color away the chaos when everything feels like a "Total F*cking Sh*tshow" and get lost in designs made for "Badass Motherf*ckers." Give this as the perfect gift to the smartasses in your life, or treat your inner "Little Miss F*cking Sunshine" to delightfully impolite adult coloring. With 30 pages of vivid vulgarities, this adult coloring book lets you embrace your bad manners as you therapeutically color away the stresses of the day. Color Me F*cking Calm is a hysterical, satisfying way to create works of art that are as colorful as your cursing



Binding Type: Paperback
Publisher: St. Martin's Griffin
Published: 05/17/2016
ISBN: 9781250121424
Pages: 64
Weight: 0.45lbs
Size: 9.80h x 8.40w x 0.40d
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Kathi
San Leandro, US
★★★★★ 5
Works well.
Color: Black
As described, but I think I should have gone with the larger one. Works well and does the job. No runny soapy water on the kitchen counter.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 18, 2026
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Davis
Chelsea, US
★★★★★ 5
Quick drying
Color: White
Love this! It keeps things organized, dry, and functional
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Joe Barraza
Chelsea, US
★★★★★ 5
Sponge Holder
Size: 7.125 x 2.875, Color: Black, Size: 7.125 x 2.875, Color: Black
This sponge holder is a simple upgrade that makes a big difference in keeping the sink area clean and organized. The suction cup holds firmly to the side of the sink, so it doesn’t slide around or fall off like cheaper options. It easily fits both a sponge and a steel scrubber, keeping them elevated and allowing them to dry quickly, which helps prevent odors and bacteria buildup. The open wire design is especially useful because it allows water to drain instead of pooling at the bottom. Installation is quick and requires no tools—just press it onto a clean surface and you’re good to go. It also keeps the countertop clutter-free, which is a nice bonus. Overall, it’s durable, functional, and does exactly what it’s supposed to do. Great value for anyone looking to keep their kitchen sink area tidy and hygienic.
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Kristeen T Hernandez
Port Orchard, US
★★★★★ 5
Very happy with this sponge holder
Size: 7.125 x 2.875, Color: Brushed Metal
Very nice size and weight. The rubber suction cups are strong adhere nicely.
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Amy S
West Palm Beach, US
★★★★★ 1
Nice if the suction cups wouldn't have been deformed
Size: 7.125 x 2.875, Color: Brushed Metal
Update: The one I received had two suction cups deformed and wouldn't stick to the side of the sink. Realized this after placing it. Unreturnable. Perfect size. A little wider than the rest. Replacing my last one that didn't rust for years. It was fine except the hard water made the suction cups not stick otherwise it was lasting for years.
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